Heroics
Last night was the first night of the newly revamped groups. By newly revamped I mean a couple people switched from one group to another. So, I had fun! Let’s recap!
The group had 4 healers, perfect for H Morchok. Not so perfect for anything else. BUT at least Anim does good shadow damage! (now if only he had a few enchants..ahem!).
Don’t worry Anim, I pick on everyone.
Anyway, speaking of picking on people…ohai Tsorb.
Heroic Morchok.
Try 1
-split-
-Right side takes oodles of damage and I’m all wtfbbq!-
Reluu: Tsorb you’re on the wrong side!
Me: AHHH!! Tsorb COME BACK!!
Tsorb: Oops I thought I was on the left side.
–Morgish goes splat-
-Left side goes splat-
Crix: Wipe it
Try 2
-split-
-Tsorb goes to the right side this time-
-la la la pewpewew-
-about 10% left in boss, we hear 2 people sign off vent-
-Crystal Spawns-
-Stomp-
–Truffle and Freggos go splat-
-Truffle goes offline-
-Freggos goes offline-
Truffle (back in vent): Sorry guys our power went out
Try 3 – A series of unfortunate events cause us to wipe at 500k left.
Try 4 – Win
We then go on to kill normal pingpong and then clear ooze trash. The following takes place in the healer channel:
Reluu: I’m bored
Me: You’re 2 healing the rest of the night. Meow!
Reluu: (goes into Star Panic Mode) Wha?? AHHH!!!!
Me: You’ll be fine.
I switch to kitty spec… put on kitty gear and get “inventory is full”. Dammit for having main hand/offhand in resto and a staff in feral!!
-readycheck-
Me: Waiiittt… opens GB, drops in some green gems and essences.
Me: There, ready
Reluu: Are you sure Aly?
Me: Yes…
Reluu: You still have your resto gear on
Me: Dammit! Waiiiiit!
-feral gear activate-
Me: NOW I’m ready!
Geesh… I make one derp move and everyone’s inspecting me to make sure I have the right gear on. Not like I would do THAT again..
o wait…
So we dispatch of Mister Ooze Boss quickly. Anim is lamenting about his dps (which wasn’t bad!) and someone says in vent:
Freggos to Crix (I think): You were getting out dps’d by a healer
Me: Ahem, you were getting out dps’d by TWO healers
In the end the 2 healers (me and Anim) didn’t really out dps anyone but it was still fun to watch. So we get to Hagara.
Tsorb: We’re 2 healing this too??
Me: Yup! She’s easysauce. I heard you fools were bored.
After Hagara dies, we get to Ultraxion with about 15 mins left of raid time.
Me: So are we going with the conventional 2 healer method or are we going to be true masochists?
Crix: We don’t have a lot of time so let’s just 2 heal it and learn the fight
Me: Meow!
First couple of H Ultrax attempts: A few button fails and we realize ret pallies aren’t the best HoT soakers. Sorry Dannan :(.
-Crix goes splat-
Crix: ONE SECOND Fading Light timer? How is that even fair??
(all i heard was QQ QQ QQ waaaaahhhhhhhhh!)
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Finally we all figure it out.. we get to about 5:37 and Reluu and Tsorb are in a complete state of ZOMGWTFBBQ trying to keep up heals. There was 20% left still. No bueno. If they HAD managed to heal through that kind of damage we would have hit the hard enrage.
For the record, Blizzard must have had a pure hatred for cats and rogues when designing that encounter. I can’t shred??!! Not cool, Blizzard. Not cool. AT least you could have stuck him in a hole in the middle of the floor or something. Throw us a bone.
Anyway, 15% buff next week. We might get a little bit closer next time. Rawr.
Last night was fun!!! Very funny as well!!! The dmg on Ultrax was seriously ZOMGWTFBBQ!!!! 40K HPS for both Tsorb and me that last attempt!! INSANITY I SAY!!!
HEY! Those fading lights are NOT cool. You leave me alone!
all I heard was “blahblahblah I’m a dirty tramp”
PS.. i love how this blocker allows me to read 2 posts.. but not the others.. WTF
I think if we down Chok quickly next week, we can at least do a couple attempts on H Ultrax true masochistic style…