37 Reasons Why Tree Form is the Best
My guild asked for a new blog post. The title was suggested by our (other) resident tree Taiboku. Let me just say, I hate you all.
So here are the top 37 reasons why tree form is the best!
37. They have a cool dance
36. They heal ALL THE THINGS
35. They look better than ugly ass bear butts
34. They look better than ugly ass Boomkins
33. They look better than ugly ass cows
32. They look better than ugly ass trolls (except my troll. my troll is pretty)
31. They look better than ugly ass worgen
30. Do I really need to come up with 30 more reasons?
29. Because they’re awesome, need I say more?
28. They look like they belong at a disco when empowered
27. They’re leafy
26. They provide shelter
25. They’re majestic
24. They’re sexy
23. They’re huggable!
22. Go away you damn hippie
21. They look funny when they run around
20. Do I really have to come up with 20 more reasons?
19. Because I said so
18. Because Tai made me do it
17. They fall apart when they die
16. My hots are bigger than your hots
15. They give gnomes splinters
14. They’re virtually unkillable by the opposing faction
13. They can fly (wut?)
12. Well until they hit the ground….
11. They save your ass
10. They provide a wholesome snack in the midst of battle
9. They give “stick up the ass” a whole new meaning
8. They attract all the bird poop so nobody else has to wash it out of their hair
7. They provide the animals of Azeroth a place to pee
6. They provide low hanging fruit
5. They’re awesome to hang clothes on to dry after washing (thanks, Roger)
4. They make good firewood
3. They’re great to roast marshmallows on (thanks again, Roger)
2. Morning wood lasts all day
1. They grow their own sticks to beat
Tai people over the head with